cops 5 x 22

I. obese elvis look-a-like
stopped for jay-walking:
he runs--hoping to find
liable solution--he runs
to his mother hoping for
existential validation:
failure.

II. in the darkest night
a murky lull for
license and registration--
a litterer literally
is an abomination
to society: a demon
slurs his dainty witchspells
to the noble copsman
who performs a sly search
for corporeal evils

'when is the
last time
you used
crack?'

'if it's not
your mother's
whose is
it?'